Demockracy exposed for your files.

I am bringing back this article because it is the twilight of the Demockracy that it describes. Note that this article includes among other things, the greatest creation of the English language, my prior experiences with military forums, the truth of the PGW and 9/11, an explanation of pit bulls, the fate of Jim Morrison of the Doors, and the arrival of the prophet Elijah in November 1995.